Les Miserables by Victor Hugo:
Les Miserables, of course they are miserable, the inner city is a mess folks, believe me. People stealing bread everywhere. #TrumpBookReport
— Nasty Ashmit (@calydonianbore) October 20, 2016
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl:
I was so happy to see that chocolate factory employ so many orange people with small hands. #TrumpBookReport
— Marko (@AusLoafer) October 21, 2016
Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare:
There was much ado, believe me. So much ado. Many people are saying how much ado there was. And about what? Nothing! #TrumpBookReport
— Martha C. O'Hara (@marthacohara) October 20, 2016
The Iliad by Homer:
Achilles. What a failure. Weak heels. Only I can take Troy. And I do not have weak heels. My heels are so good. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport
— Kaavya Ramesh (@KaavyaMRamesh) October 20, 2016
Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne:
Winnie the Pooh…don't get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested.#TrumpBookReport
— Morgan Cikowski (@Morgans_Twitt3r) October 20, 2016
Where’s Waldo by Martin Handford:
I've never had a problem finding Waldo, Never. Ask anyone. I always find Waldo. #TrumpBookReport
— Bill Fryer (@BillOnFryer) October 20, 2016
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald:
Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport
— Brian Francis (@briandfrancis) October 20, 2016
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Alice is hot. Maybe in ten years I will be dating her. Just grab her by the Cheshire Cat. Make Wonderland Great Again! #TrumpBookReport
— Gary Foss (@garyvfoss) October 20, 2016
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens:
It was the best of times. The best! Was it the worst of times? WRONG! It was the best. I have hotels in those two cities. #TrumpBookReport
— Leanna Renee Hieber (@Leannarenee) October 20, 2016
Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë:
Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Callie (@calliembush) October 20, 2016
The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling:
Look, I don't know Voldemort. He said nice things about me. If we got along with the Death Eaters, wouldn't be so bad. #TrumpBookReport
— big nose betty (@mayapraff) October 20, 2016
The Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S. Lewis:
The problem with Narnia–which is a disaster by the way–is OPEN BORDERS. Just letting people POUR in through the wardrobe #TrumpBookReport
— Sam Tett (@SamTett) October 21, 2016
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green:
Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I'm going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 20, 2016
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee:
I prefer the Mockingbirds that don't get killed. ? #TrumpBookReport
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) October 20, 2016
The Song of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin:
The Lannisters. Great family. Strong leaders. Ramsay Bolton said nice things about me. Jon Snow is for open borders. Loser. #TrumpBookReport
— Victoria Graveyard (@VictoriaAveyard) October 20, 2016